Saturday 18 June 2016

Bitesize Rants #1 (Revisited): Football Hooliganism and EURO 2016

My post on football hooliganism couldn’t have been more aptly timed. The levels of violence witnessed in French cities over the last couple of weeks has been shocking, and some of the videos of English and Russians in Marseille doing the rounds on Twitter were absolutely abhorrent.




Before we rush to judge fans from either of these nations as the sole perpetrators of this behaviour, it is worth noting that this is not an isolated incident. During this tournament alone, there have been reports of fighting by Welsh, Irish and Croatian fans.

This builds on my previous post on the Respect campaign in the UK, which is actually part of a wider movement created by UEFA in 2008, designed to 'work towards unity and respect across gender, race, religion and ability'. So far, it has consisted of a video where different people say 'No to Racism' in various languages, which does nothing but demonstrate that there are some weird looking footballers of all races (which I suppose is equality!). 

But I digress. My main point is that, just as with the UK, it doesn't appear to be working. Now some may suggest that this is still just a minority, and while that is true, it doesn't detract from the fact that this is happening just as much (if not more) than it was 10 or 15 years ago.

So what can be done? Well, first of all, UEFA need to be strong and make good on their threats. This 'suspended ban' stuff is laughable, and for two reasons. Firstly, because I can make a strong bet that the majority of those guilty of this violence couldn’t care less about the football, or their team, and have only turned up to fight.

Secondly, because this punishment means precisely nothing. I understand jurisdictional issues, but I refuse to believe that the French are saying that UEFA are not allowed to punish! It just makes a mockery of the penal system, and demonstrates the weakness of the organisation.


So a tip to UEFA – if you want to say you have a ‘zero tolerance’ policy on anything, please actually stick to it. Stop making pointless videos and get rid of those hooligans that have turned up just to fight. And to those English ‘fans’ that are guilty of this, I wish our jurisdiction allowed us to refuse you entry back.

Saturday 11 June 2016

Euro 2016: My Predictions

In a competition to win £50m - see link here: https://50million.uk - I predicted every game of the Euro 2016 competition. While I won't make this blog boring enough by reciting each and every one, I am going to go through a few of the key things we may see in France this summer, as well as teams and individuals to watch.

Before we get to my predictions in terms of results, I wanted to highlight some of the trends we'll see. With a few changes to the rules and makeup of the Euros for this incarnation, I'd expect to see a number of new events, certainly more so than ever before:

  • (Some) less technically sound matches - If you look at previous tournaments, the participants have usually been extremely high level, resulting in a number of quality matches. However, with the extension of the qualifiers to 24, there are a number of poorer nations that have made it in, and as a result, some of the matches hardly inspire excitement (see Hungary vs Iceland, Albania vs Romania etc)
  • More emphasis on final group games - The extension of the qualifiers has also led to the introduction of a 'Round of 16' for the first time, meaning that in some groups, the top three will qualify. This will inevitably lead to more exciting final games, with most teams still capable of qualifying.
  • Fewer shocks in group - A by-product of the above is the fact that we are unlikely to see shocks of the like of Spain exiting the World Cup at the group stage. Unless you lose all three of your matches, you are still likely to make it into the last 16 - any team can have an off day, but you would expect that in at least one match, the top nation would put in a good performance.
  • Greater security - Amid a growing sense of nervousness around France about the threat of terrorism, there is almost certain to be a greater police presence on the streets than ever before. As we have seen already, England fans have not been deterred by this when looking to cause trouble, and further incidents will be dealt with quickly and efficiently.
Moving on to the reason we're all watching - the football - much of the talk ahead of the finals has been about the individuals likely to light up the tournament, with a wide range of names discussed. For me, I am most interested in the performance of the following big names and whether they can live up to the hype:
  • Paul Pogba - With the rumour mill in overdrive on the subject of Europe's most sought after midfielder, it will be interesting to see whether the youngster can set the tournament alight. His passing and vision is among the best in the world, and I'd expect to see him excite the home fans over the coming weeks.
  • Antoine Griezmann - Much like his French teammate, Griezmann has had an outstanding couple of seasons at Atletico Madrid, taking his team to the Champions League final. The little striker seems to thrive under pressure, and with the crowd in his corner, this is a great opportunity to demonstrate his skills.
  • Robert Lewandowski - Tipped to cause a few upsets this time around, much of the success of Poland will rest on the shoulders of their talismanic number nine. The Bayern Munich man, who has made headlines across the world for his goalscoring exploits in the Bundesliga, is an excellent finisher, but has yet to really demonstrate his talents at a major tournament.
  • Thomas Muller - The man I've picked to be the tournament's top scorer has had a less than outstanding domestic season at Bayern, but always seems to turn up on the international stage. This is especially likely to be true when you consider the lack of depth in the German front line - the fact they had to bring back Mario Gomez speaks volumes!
  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Gareth Bale and Cristiano Ronaldo - I've lumped these three together because they are all roughly in the same position. World class talent in an otherwise mediocre side, the success of their nations almost entirely falls down to them. There are a number of sub-plots at work, most notably the expected transfer of Ibrahimovic to Manchester United, but this is the opportunity to show just how much influence they have on the national stage.
In addition to the bona fide superstars, there will be a number of youngsters hoping to break into that category this tournament, whether that's to put themselves in the shop window for the domestic campaign, or just to raise their profiles within the game. Here's my list of those I expect to see improve their stature at the Euros:
  • Kingsley Coman - After an excellent breakthrough season at Bayern Munich, the young Frenchman returns to Juventus uncertain over his future. Having also broken into the national team, Coman needs a strong tournament if he wants to solidify his place in his club side, and perhaps convince the Germans to part with some cash to keep him.
  • Leroy Sane - Another youngster looking to make a big money move, Leroy Sane has been linked with both the Manchester clubs this summer, and I expect him to make a statement at these finals if he gets the chance to play. With the Germans' relative lack of firing power, Sane may be the perfect player to come off the bench and change the momentum if things aren't going their way.
  • Renato Sanchez - Having recently made a big money move to Bayern Munich, the Portuguese midfielder has a bit more freedom to play than some of his counterparts. However, with big money comes big responsibility, and the eyes of the world will be on the youngster to perform this summer.
  • David Alaba - Widely considered one of the best left backs in the world, the Bayern man has not yet had the opportunity to grace the international stage properly. He will get his chance this tournament, and for the sake of my work sweepstake, I hope he takes it!
  • Kevin De Bruyne - Probably Manchester City's best player of the season, despite a six week layoff with knee problems, the Belgian is part of the golden generation tipped for greatness. With outstanding vision and a laser eye shot, I think we'll see the 23 year old somewhere on either the goalscoring or assists chart come the end of the summer.
So, moving on to the groups themselves, as I mentioned I made predictions before the kick-off of the tournament, with every game planned. Should every one of my predictions come off, I'll be a very rich man, but this is what each group will look like:
  • Group A - France, Switzerland, Romania, Albania
  • Group B - England, Wales, Russia, Slovakia
  • Group C - Germany, Poland, Ukraine, Northern Ireland
  • Group D - Spain, Croatia, Turkey, Czech Republic
  • Group E - Belgium, Italy, Sweden, Republic of Ireland
  • Group F - Portugal, Iceland, Austria, Hungary

I'll do a further prediction post once the groups have been decided, but for now, I'll just pick my winner, as well as highlighting where I think England will get to in the tournament.

For me, if you look at the collective squads, Germany, Spain and France are all up there, and home advantage will certainly help the French. However, in this season of surprises, I'm going to go with the outside bet of Belgium to lift the trophy. Having gathered experience of a major tournament at the World Cup in 2014, the team is better prepared to tackle the top table, and with holes in each of the other three teams, I think we'll see the Belgians come good. Expect the midfield players like Kevin De Bruyne, Eden Hazard and Radja Nainggolan to play a big role in any success.

Far from many of the pundit approaches of 'England are going to win it!' (cue group stage exit), I'm much more of a realist when it comes to the Three Lions. With a young team, we do have talent, but that lack of experience and a loyalty to overrated and past it players (Wayne Rooney) means that we're not going to reach the potential this time around. A quarter final appearance is what I have predicted, before the inevitable defeat on penalties!

What do you see happening over the next four weeks?

Friday 3 June 2016

Bitesize Rants #3: Rival Relegation

I felt it was strange that the cheers on Wearside were louder for Newcastle’s demise than the fact that they had managed to secure survival.

As a Manchester City fan for as long as I can remember, I can certainly admit to a bit of schaedenfreude when it comes to the team from Salford – I have certainly enjoyed them being knocked off their pedestal over the last five years or so as the blues have made their meteoric rise.

This feeling of satisfaction comes from a generation of oppression and domination by the red half of the city. My memories of the competition between the two growing up was interspersed between regular relegations for my side, and when they did take to the pitch together, all too often there was only going to be one outcome. Needless to say, it made my school days at times difficult as I tried to defend myself from the merciless mickey-taking!

However, as City have embarked on a revolutionary journey in recent years, the balance has shifted, and until recently, had been on an eight match winning streak against United. In the most recent games between the pair, they have established an extremely healthy competition, with both trading victories and creating interesting and balanced matches. As a result, while I’d never actively wish success on them, I think I’d miss the competition and local intrigue created if they were relegated.

That’s why I don’t understand it in the rivalry between Newcastle and Sunderland. Having lived in the North East for three years, I experienced the strength of feeling between the two cities, and the rivalry on the pitch. However, unlike the city of Manchester derby, there has been no one side that has historically dominated in their rivalry, never mind English football, and therefore fans cannot point to years of humiliation and oppression for their reason behind wishing the other was relegated.


In my eyes, no derby means less excitement for the rest of the season, so while Sunderland fans can celebrate the relegation of the Magpies for the moment, I’m sure even the most hardcore of fans will find next year more boring as a result.