Saturday 18 May 2013

Tis’ the Season to Retire: David Beckham Retires from Football


             The news yesterday that David Beckham has retired from professional football will seem to many as a long time in coming. Ever since his ‘mid-football-life crisis’ move to LA Galaxy in 2007, it appeared that Beckham had been put out to pasture. Despite this, he returned to top level football with firstly AC Milan, and then more recently Paris Saint Germain, proving that he does have what it takes to perform at the highest level. Beckham’s CV covers almost every honour it is possible to receive, as he was at the heart of Fergie’s Manchester United ‘golden years’. The only thing missing is international success with England.

 

                My first memory of David Beckham is also part of my first World Cup memory. As a 7 year old, I remember my family all gathering round, eagerly watching the England vs Argentina round of 16 game in the 1998 World Cup. Any England fan will undoubtedly remember the story. The pre-match hype about the Maradona ‘Hand of God’ goal, and the fact that this was the first time England had met the Argentineans in the World Cup since then. Cue Michael Owen’s wonder-goal, and then the Beckham’s moment of madness, albeit provoked by Diego Simeone. England’s inevitable defeat on penalties soon followed. A nice introduction to English World Cup football, as I learnt from an early age not to expect too much. This appears to be Beckham’s solitary negative point, in a career of so many highs. I suppose it is good he got it out of the way early!

 

                I have nothing but bad memories of David Beckham as a Manchester United player, perhaps because he was always so instrumental in their success whilst I was growing up a Blue! My dislike of his club did nothing to stop me willing him on whenever he put the white jersey of England, however. My favourite, and most lasting memory of David Beckham will always be the injury time, 30 yard free kick against Greece at Old Trafford to send England to the 2002 World Cup. From absolute despair to elation in the kick of a football. I never thought I would experience such emotion again, but Sergio Aguero put paid to that last May. A dead ball and long ball specialist, Beckham’s abilities have been sorely missed from the England team since his move to the US, as the phrase ‘Beckham range’ has not since been adequately transferred to another- ‘Gerrard range’ or ‘Lampard range’ just sound weird, and ‘Oxlade-Chamberlain range’ sounds like a mathematical hypothesis!

 

                Whilst Beckham has also been all over the papers as a ‘style guru’, whatever that means, we must not forget he has also had some spectacular failures. His early ‘skinhead’ look, where we could have been forgiven for thinking he had just come from auditions for ‘This is England’. His bleached blonde shaggy look, during which he looked like the lighter version of an emo. My personal favourite has to be the quite ridiculous Mohawk, however. I have never seen so many 12 year olds look so similar, and so stupid at the same time. Not quite as disastrous as the Ronaldo clump from the same period, but pretty close. Since leaving United, he seems to have mellowed on the style front, and with Wayne Rooney’s recent hair transplant, it bears asking the question, why does Sir Alex Ferguson like ridiculous hair styles on his star English players? Nevertheless, his adverts for underwear, which oddly appear in women’s magazines more than men’s (and women claim men’s magazines are shallow?!), have given many women a poster for their bedrooms over the years, and will undoubtedly be sorely missed.

 

                As for the title of this post, it seems as though it has recently become fashionable to retire. Firstly, Sir Alex Ferguson calls time on his career, then Scholes, and now Beckham. Perhaps Beckham was always looking over his shoulder after the ‘boot to the face’ incident with Ferguson in 2003, and seeing as Ferguson has finally retired, he now feels safe...? An alternative hypothesis, and one that I quite like the sound of, is that Manchester United officials and players appear to be on a trend of retiring, and they appear to be getting younger and younger. Sir Alex, at a grand old age of 71, Scholes, a fellow member of the ‘golden years’ at United, recently retired at the age of 38 (albeit for the second time), and now ‘Golden Balls’ himself, a slightly younger 38. As a City fan, long may this trend continue! What we need to see now is the likes of Nemanja Vidic and Robin van Persie prematurely retire as part of this fashion...

 

                Alas, I fear that this is all the retirements we will see from United this season. Ryan Giggs soldiers on, apparently indestructible. The game has lost three iconic figures over recent weeks. Ferguson’s managerial presence will always leave a void, Scholes will also be missed (but mostly because I found it easiest to pick him out when watching a game!), but the loss of Beckham represents the end of a significant chapter in English football. ‘Captain Fantastic’ led England’s ‘Golden Generation’ to little success, but he will remain one of the most popular players to play for the Three Lions.  

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